Etsy's Lovliest Ladies

Because Crafting Can Be Beautiful

This blog contains saucy adult content and is in no way affiliated with Etsy. If you are the photographer or subject of any of these photographs, I'll be happy to remove them on request.

The intention of this blog is to celebrate the beautiful women who continue to drive creativity in the realms of fashion and craft. It's also meant to be fun. Each photo links to the shop it was taken from. I encourage viewers to visit these shops not only for aesthetic enjoyment, but also to purchase goods for yourself or significant others. Why not spice up your life a bit?

5th March 2013

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"This corset has a full hip, no busk, and is perfect for daily wear."
Clearly “daily wear” means different things to different people.

"This corset has a full hip, no busk, and is perfect for daily wear."

Clearly “daily wear” means different things to different people.

Tagged: corsetdaily wearpastiessexyEtsy

1st March 2013

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"Made from sumptuous black velvet at the front, black stretch mesh with a polka dot pattern at the back and a large bright red satin bow at the front which slightly covers the breasts."
Of course, by “slightly covers the breast,” they mean that it doesn’t cover much of anything. Meeeow!

"Made from sumptuous black velvet at the front, black stretch mesh with a polka dot pattern at the back and a large bright red satin bow at the front which slightly covers the breasts."

Of course, by “slightly covers the breast,” they mean that it doesn’t cover much of anything. Meeeow!

Tagged: cat earslingeriesexyEtsy

20th February 2013

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Thanks for the submission anonymous!
"Eco friendly and quirky, this necklace is sure to leave an impression!"
I think that dress is what’s leaving an impression … On your breasts … Yowch.

Thanks for the submission anonymous!

"Eco friendly and quirky, this necklace is sure to leave an impression!"

I think that dress is what’s leaving an impression … On your breasts … Yowch.

Tagged: unnecessarycleavagejewelrysexyEtsysubmission

14th February 2013

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"Rest assured that this Bra is not cold at all. This takes on you body temp and remains a constant. It is comfortable and a delight to wear."
Oh, man, I bet she’s totally into frenching.

"Rest assured that this Bra is not cold at all. This takes on you body temp and remains a constant. It is comfortable and a delight to wear."

Oh, man, I bet she’s totally into frenching.

Tagged: metalbrasFrenchsexyEtsyfrench kiss

14th February 2013

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"For the trekkies!"
Finally an answer to that perennial thought experiment: “What would the female officer’s uniforms look like if Kirk were in charge of their design?” 
Although, honestly, it’s tough to say if this would be practical for security or operations officers. It might be comfortable in engineering. I suspect those warp cores get hot. 

"For the trekkies!"

Finally an answer to that perennial thought experiment: “What would the female officer’s uniforms look like if Kirk were in charge of their design?” 

Although, honestly, it’s tough to say if this would be practical for security or operations officers. It might be comfortable in engineering. I suspect those warp cores get hot

Tagged: Star TrekuniformsKirkbikinisexyEtsy

13th February 2013

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"Featuring pleated cups, straight over the shoulder straps and a wide lace band for comfort, this bra feels like you have nothing on."
And frankly, it kinda looks like you have nothing on. So I suppose if you’re going to put anything on, it should be this.

"Featuring pleated cups, straight over the shoulder straps and a wide lace band for comfort, this bra feels like you have nothing on."

And frankly, it kinda looks like you have nothing on. So I suppose if you’re going to put anything on, it should be this.

Tagged: laceEtsybrasblondsexy

13th February 2013

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“Sailor Moon Cosplay Lingerie Set”
Can you think of another way to sell a Sailor Moon Cosplay Lingerie set aside from creating a comic in which you fight a stuffed chicken? Of course you can’t.

Sailor Moon Cosplay Lingerie Set”

Can you think of another way to sell a Sailor Moon Cosplay Lingerie set aside from creating a comic in which you fight a stuffed chicken? Of course you can’t.

Tagged: AnimecosplayEtsysexySailor Moon

13th February 2013

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“Body features thin lace cups and straps with crotchless bottom … For anyone in the mood to make oneself special. Even if just for a short moment…”
Yes, that short moment before you realize that you’re wearing something with a crotchless bottom and then just start felling kinda dirty.

Body features thin lace cups and straps with crotchless bottom … For anyone in the mood to make oneself special. Even if just for a short moment…”

Yes, that short moment before you realize that you’re wearing something with a crotchless bottom and then just start felling kinda dirty.

Tagged: crotchlesslingeriesexyEtsy

8th February 2013

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"Hot Sexy Lingerie Neon Green Butterfly Wrap Top and Hot Pants will turn heads at the beach, or poolside. Sexy for a night of clubbing, this butterfly lingerie top wraps the body and can be tied in the front, back, or side. The shorts are a sexy low cut hot pant style."
Couple things: First … Those are shorts? Second … Now I finally know where Rilo Kiley got the inspiration for this song: 

"Hot Sexy Lingerie Neon Green Butterfly Wrap Top and Hot Pants will turn heads at the beach, or poolside. Sexy for a night of clubbing, this butterfly lingerie top wraps the body and can be tied in the front, back, or side. The shorts are a sexy low cut hot pant style."

Couple things: First … Those are shorts? Second … Now I finally know where Rilo Kiley got the inspiration for this song: 

Tagged: EstysexycraftsneonblacklightSextsyRilo Kiley

7th February 2013

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"The flowiness of the top made my waist appear smaller and I loved it since for the most part I tend to look a little square."
A little square? Urkle hearts this…
 

"The flowiness of the top made my waist appear smaller and I loved it since for the most part I tend to look a little square."

A little square? Urkle hearts this…

 

Tagged: SquaresEtsySexySextsylingerieValentine's Day